May 14, 2007 2:20 PM

Video Fix: Stoned Cop's 911 Cry

What happens when a Michigan cop confiscates a bunch of weed, bakes it into brownies, and eats way, way too much? One of the funniest 911 calls of all time. “I think we’re dead,” the officer whines. “Time is going by really, really, really, really slow.” (High five: Emch)

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Using a VPN May Subject You to NSA Spying

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