David Becker
Gear

At the Weenies of Madness

Things we didn’t know until just now: That there’s a company that specializes in phallocentric hot dog roasters. That if you slip them some extra bucks, they’ll make a multi-wiener model paying homage to Cthulhu, H.P. Lovecraft’s all-purpose evil spirit etc. That such a thing would look wicked/silly enough to cultivate a commercially viable market. […]

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Things we didn't know until just now:

  • That there's a company that specializes in phallocentric hot dog roasters.
  • That if you slip them some extra bucks, they'll make a multi-wiener model paying homage to Cthulhu, H.P. Lovecraft's all-purpose evil spirit etc.
  • That such a thing would look wicked/silly enough to cultivate a commercially viable market.

Cthulhu: Eater of Souls, Roaster of Dogs [bbum's weblog-o-mat (via Slashfood) ]