Shocker! Microsoft Handing Out Bottled Water to Thirsty Line Holders

Apple has been gracious enough to pass out free bottles of smart water all morning and afternoon long when the mercury started to rise. But when another street team came by handing out prepacked H2O bottles, we didn’t think anything of it…until we gave the bottle’s label a closer look. Uh ohs! Looks like that […]

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Apple has been gracious enough to pass out free bottles of smart water all morning and afternoon long when the mercury started to rise. But when another street team came by handing out prepacked H2O bottles, we didn't think anything of it...until we gave the bottle's label a closer look. Uh ohs! Looks like that seemingly benign label conceals a not so subliminal message. Look really closely at the bottom of the label. 1 800-555-TELL services is actually a Microsoft subsidiary.

It's okay, Microsoft. I'm sure you guys will come up with a similar product that creates just as much buzz as the iPhone. *Cough* Really.