When the leaders of two nuclear-armed powers meet, everything must be carefully, carefully scripted -- from the first bites of caviar, to the rides on goofy, thought-powered scooters.
Yeah, you read that right. Vladimir Putin rode around Maine on a Segway. It was a gift from George Bush Sr., and Pootie-Poot "reportedly gave it a try."
The elder Bushes, it turns out, "own three Segways and regularly zip around their sprawling property" -- much to the concern, it would seem, of the staff on the Bush compound.
Lil' Bush once got his Segway on, too -- and "famously fell off," until Dad schooled him.
(High five: Jane, who says that there might have been some missile defense talk, too, in between the rides.)
