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Which part is your dragon and which part is the background? Nobody knows.

it's possible to distinguish your dragon from the snowdrifts.

The indistinct blob to the left is a giant flying manta ray that explodes.

This giant flying bug also explodes.

, there's actually a starfighter hiding behind all that gun.

Question: What Japanese videogame is this brooding, androgynous bad boy from? Answer: All of them.

alerts you to friendly fire so you can avoid shooting your allies. Yeah, avoid, that's it.

. Mercifully, this is never referred to as "pimping."

gets a bit confusing.

, your cursor sort of looks like a giraffe. Almost. OK, not really.

screen. Actually, it's an appropriate reaction to the entire game.

game designer Jeff Minter knows for sure.

after taking large quantities of cough medicine. (On second thought, it's probably the only way to know what's going on.)

nude code: Everyone talks about it, but nobody's seen it first-hand.