The Onion, <cite>Sousaphone Hero</cite>, And Old Jokes

Okay, the "ha ha ha what if there was a _______ Hero" meme is getting a little old, The Onion. "Activision Reports Sluggish Sales For Sousaphone Hero" is certainly a good indication that music games have really hit the mainstream, but the joke’s just old. Mostly because I really want all these games. Okay, the […]

SousaphoneOkay, the "ha ha ha what if there was a _______ Hero" meme is getting a little old, The Onion. "Activision Reports Sluggish Sales For Sousaphone Hero" is certainly a good indication that music games have really hit the mainstream, but the joke's just old.

Mostly because I really want all these games. Okay, the way The Onion describes their parody game doesn't sound especially fun ("On one song, you're forced to play the same two notes back and forth for 96 measures"), but when I read about Accordion Hero, I didn't laugh. I want that game, bad.
Activision Reports Sluggish Sales For Sousaphone Hero [The Onion]