Oasis' Forthcoming Digital Download Adds to Their List of Instructional Titles

Oasis, there is so much we can learn from the titles of your albums and songs, not to mention your on- and off-stage conduct. When I was but a wee lass, I learned not to look back in anger. And now that I’m all grown-up, you’re telling me not to…er, slow you down…? The band […]

Picture_3Oasis, there is so much we can learn from the titles of your albums and songs, not to mention your on- and off-stage conduct. When I was but a wee lass, I learned not to look back in anger. And now that I'm all grown-up, you're telling me not to...er, slow you down...?

The band announced yesterday that Oasis' first ever digital-only single will become available for purchase on October 21st, only from I mean, exclusively, from the website. You can order the single, or a digital bundle that includes two live recordings: "The Meaning of Soul" and -- surprise! -- "Don't Look Back in Anger". The single costs $2, and the bundle $3.

That's a pretty audacious price for a single digital download from a band that hasn't done anything in three years. Or maybe they think I'll pay that much because I miss them so? Maybe I do and I just don't know it yet. The album should've been titled "You Want to Buy This Album, Motherf*ckers."