War, huh, good god, y’all, what is it good for? Well, not apparently, for making decent games, at least according to Yahtzee’s take on Medal of Honor:Airborne. Phrases of the week include "retard babies," "all-American apple pie-shitting bullet magnet," and "highway to Nazi bullet bum-rape." Also be on the lookout for the "sock in mustard" reference.
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Real-Life Disclosure Day Will Look Nothing Like Steven Spielberg’s New Movie
Previous landmark scientific discoveries like the Higgs boson provide a better template for what it will take to confirm whether aliens have made contact with Earth.
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I Tried Rips, the Card-Pack App Where Users Spend Thousands Chasing Pricey Pokémon
I ripped open $892 worth of Pokémon packs on my phone in under 15 minutes and walked away with 62 cents. My adrenaline rush felt like the future of gambling.
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