Susan Arendt
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Gamecock Endorses Stephen Colbert for President

Despite his recent setback in South Carolina, Gamecock has decided to throw their enormous political weight behind Stephen Colbert’s campaign for Presidency. Gamecock CEO Mike Wilson explained the reasoning behind the company’s decision: After conducting extensive polling and scrutinizing all the candidates’ stances on various issues, we came to the conclusion that Stephen Colbert has […]

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Despite his recent setback in South Carolina, Gamecock has decided to throw their enormous political weight behind Stephen Colbert's campaign for Presidency. Gamecock CEO Mike Wilson explained the reasoning behind the company's decision:

After conducting extensive polling and scrutinizing all the candidates' stances on various issues, we came to the conclusion that Stephen Colbert has shown strong leadership and best represents the interests of the videogame playing community. Stephen Colbert had Will Wright on his show and he pummeled Nancy Pelosi's Mii in Wii Boxing. These decisive actions have earned our vote.

I've heard worse reasons to back a candidate. Naturally, Gamecock is using their support of Colbert as an opportunity to remind us all of Hail to the Chimp, the political party game for 360 and PS3.