Nov 8, 2007 11:02 AM

LG Voyager Rap Song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZLZjKLlnrU This is the most horrible thing you’ll hear today. A fanboy-style ad for the LG Voyager, Verizon’s November 21 “iPhone Killer,” it is a rap designed to make you want to buy one. Do tell us if it makes you want to buy one. [Thanks, Rob!]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZLZjKLlnrU

This is the most horrible thing you'll hear today.

A fanboy-style ad for the LG Voyager, Verizon's November 21 "iPhone Killer," it is a rap designed to make you want to buy one.

Do tell us if it makes you want to buy one.

[Thanks, Rob!]

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