Forget about Pac-Man text adventures -- here's the real oldest version of the dot-chomping adventure. By real I of course mean fake, but don't tell me 'The Pac-Gentleman' isn't awesome.
Even better, inspired by this custom-created art toy,
some ROM hackers decided to actually go in and screw with the Ms. Pac-Man arcade code, and changed it into a Pac-Gentleman game playable through MAME. Oh, it's all just too much.
