Yahtzee Visits Valve, Forgets Toothbrush

You're probably waiting for us to post this week's review from The Escapist's Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, but we're not going to. Not because we don't love you (we do), but because instead of taking the piss out of yet another game, he visited Valve instead.

Seems that Gabe and the crew were so darn amused with his review of The Orange Box that they invited him to come visit, tour the grounds, and eat some cake. He's written up the entire experience as a travelogue so that we might better live vicariously through him. Or at least admire his nifty hat. An excerpt:

Amazingly I've been in LA for two hours, and I still haven't been stabbed. The airport system seems to have swallowed my biro, though. Don't ask me how, but it went through the scanning machine with all my other personal effects, then disappeared off the face of the Earth. Am writing this with a new pen I bought at a gift shop. It has "HOLLYWOOD" written down the side and is about a half-centimeter thicker than I like.

Photo courtesy of The Escapist.
Yahtzee Visits Valve, a Travelogue [The Escapist]