Tired of those voices in your head who keep telling you to e-mail DANGER ROOM every five minutes? Well, turn in that tin foil hat. There's a new set of homemade head gear that "blocks telepathic communication between aliens and humans," according to its designers.
What's more, the materials to stop these otherworldy incursions are oh-so-simple: a pair of scissors, a highlighter, a yardstick, a paper plate, a roll of
2" tape, some of 3M's electrically-conductive Velostat composite, and a hat.
"A ski hat, large bonnet, 1920's style flapper hat or even a very large swim hat" are all recommended. Follow some easy instructions and... voila! Your very own "Thought Screen Helmet."
A Fluke Multimeter shows a voltage which proves that the thought screen helmet intercepts a microwave signal although the source of the signal cannot be determined. It also demonstrates that aliens are neither paranormal nor supernatural. Test made by a man with two helmets who was being abducted...
The thought screen helmet blocks telepathic communication between aliens and humans. An abductee who took voltage readings from a second helmet while wearing another one demonstrates that this communication is a form of electromagnetic energy.
Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them using their telepathy. When aliens can't communicate or control humans, they do not take them.
*The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only two failures from standard thought screen helmets have been reported since 1998. A third failure in 2005 was from a cloth helmet with a smaller square area of Velostat and a Velcro strap which was easily removed by an alien hybrid. *
(High five: AT)
What's more, the materials to stop these otherworldy incursions are oh-so-simple: a pair of scissors, a highlighter, a yardstick, a paper plate, a roll of
