Dec 7, 2007 10:39 AM

Serial Killer's Gift Guide

DANGER ROOM idol Joel Johnson has put together a truly tasteless, truly hilarious gift guide for the serial killer in all of us. From riot helmets to fresh whole rabbits to relaxation capsules to the "Ancient Art Of Strangulation," this online catalog has everything you need to exercise your inner demons. Confession notes sold separately.

DANGER ROOM idol Joel Johnson has put together a truly tasteless, truly hilarious gift guide for the serial killer in all of us.

From riot helmets to fresh whole rabbits to relaxation capsules to the "Ancient Art Of Strangulation," this online catalog has everything you need to exercise your inner demons. Confession notes sold separately.__
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