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"Toilet Tattoos" are removable, reusable and (get your giggles out now) wipe-clean toilet lid decorations that offer a variety of patterns and themes.
On Feb. 11, 70 Toilet Tattoos autographed by celebrities will go up for sale on eBay, with all proceeds going to the American Cancer Society.
Famous folk lending their "John Hancocks" to these "john covers" include Joe Montegna, Chris Daughtry, Ernest Borgnine and John Salley.