Mar 20, 2008 6:59 PM

'The President Was Just Speaking to Its Destroy-All-Humans Base'

Okay, okay. So we’ve gone a little video-crazy in the day or so. But trust me, you do not want to miss The Onion’s debate over whether we’re giving robots too much power. www.youtube.com/watch?v=&hl=en

Okay, okay. So we've gone a little video-crazy in the day or so. But trust me, you do not want to miss The Onion's debate over whether we're giving robots too much power.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=&hl=en

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