(((Unless this is some kind of advance-fee fraud that's too sophisticated for my dewily naive understanding, I think I'm being recruited to transport packets of narcotics here. "Horse tranquillisers"?! What, is there still a big market for PCP in Malaysia? Do I get to sniff the contents of the sealed packet? "Dust on the mirror, dust on the razor"?)))
(((Maybe the local Malaysian drug mules, being Moslem, are getting shaken down in airports too much and what's really needed is some kind of transcendentally dumb American websurfer with nice capacious cargo pants.)))
"My name is DOCTOR ROSE PARSAD, I'm a regional purchasing manager of Medivet Veterinary Group Co. Ltd., here in UK before I had a car accident, And I cannot go for this trip because of my present condition. That’s why am contacting you. I used to represent my company to several Asian countries to purchase a product called Adequan i.m injection r/x equine, this product is a vaccines use for animal treatments especially horses. As of this proposal, please find the statements below:
1. First, I will introduce you to my company's General Manager as being the main and only supplier of the vaccines.
2. Secondly, per packet of the vaccine costs USD$5,500 in UNITED STATE, (((We like to call it "Homeland," Rose))) but in Asia Malaysia where I have been purchasing, it only costs USD$1,950 per packet. And you will supply to my company for USD$4,000. Per packet.
3. Note, do not disclose the actual cost of the vaccine i.e. USD$1,950 to my company GM as this will affect our profit.
4. My companies’ directors don’t know the seller of this product and the seller doesn't know my company directors, I'll introduce you as the main supplier.
My company normally purchase 20, 30-70 packets in each trip I make depending on the product we have left in the company.
The distributor of this product is a Malaysian, you will purchase the product from the woman and supply to my company, my company will now pay you cash on delivery.
Let the above mentioned be in mutual beneficiary for us and an opportunity to embark in future engagements. I need somebody trustworthy to introduce as the main supplier.
Finally, if you wish to take up this offer, kindly email me and I will reply you with all the contact details and that of my GM whom you will contact and send you quotation. I also will give you the price to quote; in return my GM will then issue you an LPO (Legal Purchasing Order).
Any question you free to ask. (((Will I be packing heat? Also, being a "smurf," do I have to dress in blue?)))
Await you response.
Regards,