(((You can forget the California psychobabble song-and-dance about combatting 'stress' – any working telomerase pill would be dynamite.)))
(((I found this linked on io9 – the best science fiction weblog evah – but check out the corporate sponsors of this UCLA research. I don't think those boys consider this stuff to be merely amusing to websurfing sci-fi geeks.)))
http://io9.com/5025594/an-anti+stress-pill-that-prevents-your-body-from-aging
http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2008-07/uoc–usi071508.php
Link: UCLA study identifies mechanism behind mind-body connection.
(((Imagine the futurist Outquisition joy if this freakin' thing really works... "I can't afford a house, a car or a gallon o' gas, but gaw dammit, I'll live forever!")))