"Now, Russell Crowe has been most everywhere — from a New York jail to Meg Ryan’s hair."
"But Russell also likes to fight. Too much to drink, and he’ll punch out your lights. What a crazy pair!"
"But, they’re both in Nottingham — Ridley Scott’s Nottingham. And, you’ll find — one is playing Robin Hood, the other is up to no good."
"You can lose your mind. When Russell Crowes are two of a kind."
That’s just this reporter’s self-indulgent way of telling you of reports that Crowe will pull a Patty Duke and play both Robin Hood and the Sheriff of Nottingham in Scott’s Sherwood-bound retelling.
It’s an interesting twist on a project that almost died several times over recent months.
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