*I got this from Stefan, but did Stefan actually *write* this? I wouldn't put it past him.
From: [email protected]
Subject: Let-down Christmas Gifts for 2008
Date: November 27, 2008 5:28:03 AM GMT+01:00
In this year of financial turmoil, consider immunizing your kids to a decade of diminished expectations with one or more of the following. Preferably just one. Preferably in an open package with a thrift store price sticker.
Smurfs woodburning kit
Rock'em Sock'em Robots jigsaw puzzle
Adventures of Jar Jar Binks sticker book
Yosemite Sam tinfoil sculpture creator
Nintendo DS: The card game
Dora the Explorer crayon safety blunter
Hannah Montana themed Missoula Chamber of Commerce coupon book
GI Joe prosthetic limb molding kit
Yu-Gi-Oh ramen noodle bowl and spoon set
Bratz paper doll storage envelope
(((This just in:)))
"I did write up the Xmas disappointments list. Based on the sad, half-ass toys I see at Goodwill. Which I browse through in case there's an old Avalon Hill wargame lurking in there." – Stefan Jones
