Dec 19, 2008 2:02 PM

Video: Uwe Boll's Contra (Not Really)

What if Uwe Boll made a movie about Contra? That incredibly important question is answered in this parody video from Black20. Answer: It would be basically the best thing ever. Uwe Boll’s Contra [Black20, via NeoGAF]

What if Uwe Boll made a movie about Contra? That incredibly important question is answered in this parody video from Black20.

Answer: It would be basically the best thing ever.

Uwe Boll’s Contra [Black20, via NeoGAF]

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