Hey, Wait, Wait! Me, Me, I've Got a Really Cruel Tool!

*"And I'm dying to tell the new editor of COOL TOOLS all about it!"

*Well, we're burning to tell our Cool Tools community all about your hardware too, ma'am, fella. We're gonna want about a page of text from you, explaining what the darn thing is good for, some photos of it if at all possible, and some strong hint as to how our usership (((The items in question can be "tools" – gadgets, software, videos, maps, books, materials – if you're convinced it would help people flourish in contemporary circumstances,
I'd like to know about it.

*I will be your editor, and I will attempt to make you post in coherent English.
I will also make you mildly famous among networked cool-tool aficionados.
Also, your favorite piece of infrastructure will surely spread and multiply.
These are good things. We are on the side of the angels and doing the work of the world here.

*Email me: [email protected]