Remember those “personal massagers” in the Sky Mall catalog? The ones that were always shown giving a relaxing vibratory buzz to the neck? Well, now you don’t even need to buy a thinly-veiled sex-toy. For just a dollar, bored, iPhone-owning housewives can “relax at any time of the day” with myMassage, which “helps turn your iPhone into a vibrating personal massager”
Please, try not to snigger.
I could try to make fun of the application, which simply activates the iPhone’s internal vibrator (four levels, shake to select a random speed), but honestly, the product’s own blurb does a far better job. It’s enough to make even an innuendo-loving schoolboy blush:
The newest version of the software is 1.2, and promises, no kidding, code which is “now leak-free”. Even the disclaimer is ridiculous — “This application is not intended to treat any disease or disorder.”
Product page [iTunes]
Product page [Awesome Sauce (yes, we know)]
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