*Sarkozy did a lot of broken-field running to get that law passed. He's gonna sidle
sideways and try it again.
*In other European news about indestructible heads of state, Gordon Brown will
be staying in power because none of his email-leaking frenemies have the nerve
to face him down in public. They were busy punching the f1 function key, but
when they had to jump Caesar hand-to-hand and drive a dagger through his toga,
they're all like, "Who? Me? No way!"
