*This Himalayan peak of the item-number trade – (maybe the single best item-number ever, especially if you know anything about deconstruction) – was filmed way back in 2000. If you ever wondered why crazed young Pakistani culture warriors sacrifice their own lives like armed lemmings, so as to massacre everybody they can find in India's glorious film capital... Well, you ought to watch this movie, "Fiza." Fiza is all about working your way into that frame of mind, because you can't deal with the psychosocial implications of the fact that Sushmita Sen exists, and that she gets it about you and your needs about a thousand times better than you ever will.
*"Fiza" was directed by Khalid Muhammed, an Indian Moslem screenwriter and critic. They've never let him direct a film since. The guy's a genius.
