*Our long, endlessly continuing series on Favela Chic urban farming could not be complete without this survivalist version, courtesy of World Net Daily, Internet-megaphone of the Birther movement.
*You'll notice that this small-business effort is very similar to eco-artsy, freeware Favela Chic urban farming, except for the underlying ideology, which trends toward classic American themes of goldbug currency, lazy immigrants, Biblical revelation and coup paranoia. Note in particular the strong anti-GMO element here.
*Rather than growing your survival crops in tricky, high-tech, solar aquaponic plastic bottles mounted in the windows of urban high-rises, you will need an "acre of land" for this microfarming effort.
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"WorldNet Daily cites strong evidence that some government agencies are stockpiling huge amounts of canned food. (((You would think that huge government stockpiles would imply that the American civil population is LESS likely to starve suddenly, but World Net Daily readers consider the federal government an implacable, sinister organization bent on genocidal mayhem.)))
"Jim Randas, former U.S. Intelligence officer, appeared on ABC telling Americans to start stockpiling food.
"Grocery store prices are rising faster than any time in U.S. history.
"Worldwide grain stocks are dropping precipitously as bio-fuels consume inventories… and on and on and on.
"You don’t have to be an Old Testament prophet to see what’s going on all around us. A belligerent lower class demanding handouts. A rapidly diminishing middle class crippled by police state bureaucracy. An aloof, ruling elite that has introduced us to an emerging totalitarianism which seeks control over every aspect of our lives.
"As the meltdown progresses, one of the first things to be affected will be our nation’s food supply. Expect soaring prices along with moderate to severe shortages by spring. If you don’t have the ability to grow your own food next year, your life may be in danger. Supply lines for food distribution in this country are about three days, meaning a dependence on “just in time” distribution systems, which will leave store shelves empty in the event of even the smallest crisis.
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"Grown in remote plots, far from the prying eyes of the big hybrid seed companies, each of the Survival Seed Bank varieties have been hand-picked for germination rate, nutritional density and of course, storage life. (((I hope the survivalists could elbow the marijuana farmers aside to get those valuable "remote plots far from prying eyes.")))
"Remember, non-hybrid seeds can be grown practically anywhere and have the ability to assimilate mineral and trace elements from the soil that man made plants just don’t seem to have. That’s because they were created by God as we read in Genesis:
"And God said, “Let the earth sprout vegetation, plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind, on the earth.”
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"$149 Until We Run Out!
"That's less than half of what everyone else will have to pay when the Survival Seed Bank hits the street. I'm making this "extra" discounted offer because our current customers deserve “first dibs” on something this important.
"So… all in all… you're saving $149.00 off the full price… and you get a waterproof seed bank FREE. That’s right. You can actually bury this unit for 20 years if you like and still have your seeds when you need them most. Most seed companies send you seeds in paper envelopes and cardboard boxes. But the difference is that the seed bank you get from us is practically indestructible.
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