Pierre Sarkozy, Brazilian mudslides, and plastic surgeons

*First Sarkozy post of the New Year. I reckon there will be plenty more, considering this stellar start.

*That's some family, folks.

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/news/article_1522999.php/French-president-s-son-Pierre-Sarkozy-escapes-fatal-mudslide

*I leave it to you to imagine the media mayhem if a mudslide on the Isle of Pigs had actually buried young rappin' Pierre.