Blubstep

*One doesn't often see erudite pop-music critic Simon Reynolds waxing hilariously sarcastic.

http://blissout.blogspot.com/2010/04/blubstep-looking-at-april-17-malcolm.html

"This is the meme of the season, isn't it? I've lost count of the number of times I've read Ikonika say in interviews that her ambition is to make people cry on the dancefloor. And when Blake ("the new crown prince of electronic soul" according to NME) says "dance music has more to offer emotionally than just euphoria", he's chiming in with similar statements like one I came across the other day ("dancing is overrated. It takes more thought and effort to move people's emotions than it does their bodies on the dancefloor").

"What I'm wondering though is, what kind of MC-ing would go with this new approach to nuum-not-nuum DJing?

This one going out to the long face massive

And we're feeling absolutely glum and pensive in the place tonight (((this is the fourth time that reading this line has cracked me up)))

Big up ya chess

Get depress

Pull out yer hankie in the air

Biggin up the sniffles crew

The Kleenex crew

Wipe it on your sleeve crew

Get mizzy crew

The boo hoo crew

You know the coo

Absolutely rollin

Tears down your face

X-Amount of Snot

Boo hoo selecta! Reeeeeeeegret, weep and come again

(continues)

((((More: Sara Abdel-Hamid, also known as Ikonika. Born in London to Egyptian and Filipino parents. http://twitter.com/ikonika )))

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