*Nice Jewish Latvian Texan girl in the market for weapons accessories. Unfortunately for her, somebody ratted her out for doing some East Bloc subsistence-tourism. An innocent creature like this, marking out the ol' serial numbers on a night-vision scope with a Sharpie pen... no way she's any kind of problem.
"Going stir-crazy in her parents' house in Plano, Texas." Yeah, okay. Fine. Sure. Be that way, twenty-teens.
*Now waiting for the first nationally-indeterminate woman accused of spying for Facebook. They're all ON Facebook, so they might as well just cut to the chase.
