*The dire prospect of Greenhouse floods and rising sea levels has begun to prey on the minds of my loosely-hinged spam-sending cranks. "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls."

(((The above was a logo embedded in his email.)))
"NOAH.
"In my dream last evening I saw the news channel reviewing the outline of the 'NOAH program'. (((We have reached a state where the emotionally-vulnerable can dream television before sending their mass emails.)))
"The prophetic dream revealed that the NOAH program was a type of relief plan for the United States – as the best I could tell in my vision, I am not sure as I write this message what it entails – when it will come to pass – or who is even behind it. But I kept hearing…“As in the days of Noah”
"I also saw some very weathered and worn boats – I saw worn down vessels that even though they had been neglected were still able to be used and save others! I saw small boats for families to weather the storm, and large vessels for the larger groups that would ride through the trials and struggles to a place of victory. We are the vessels that will lead our families and that will lead others into salvation.
"The word NOAH along with another 2 or 3 words described this “relief or escape plan”. However, I am sure that it is a prophetic signpost for those who have eyes to see the move of God in the last days. I understand that we see in part and hear in part – and what the NOAH program will fully entail I am unsure. Watch for the NOAH program and be prepared to take up your family and those who will “step into the boat” and lead them through a storm into a place of victory and life.
"People, the end is near – I’m not preaching doom and gloom – I am preaching the glorious return of Jesus Christ and the fullness of his Kingdom!
"As in the days of Noah – they are upon us. – Matthew 24:37"
(((And what would that Bible verse say? Oh thank you Google.)))
Matthew 24:37-39 (King James Version)
37 But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of Man be.
38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark,
39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of Man be.