via @open_spectrum
"Exmovere out of McLean, Virginia claims to have developed baby clothing that can monitor heart rate, "emotional state", and level of activity, and relay that information wirelessly to a computer or cell phone. Paranoid parents will be able to keep a virtual eye on their kids 24/7, and maybe worries about SIDS and infant sleep apnea can be diminished...."
(((Ethical, legal and social concerns about spiming one's children can be left as an exercise for the reader.)))