Thrill seekers who want to take their camera kit along on adventures have a spate of products to choose from these days.
Fujifilm's FinePix XP30 is one such specimen. It's rugged, water-resistant, and has GPS onboard. But just as adrenaline-junkies often sport fractures, scars, or the occasional missing tooth, the camera buys toughness at the expense of good looks. Its pictures could crack a mirror and its audio might burst an eardrum.
And let's get this out of the way immediately: I tried to like it. I really did. A waterproof, crash-proof, dust-proof, freeze-proof GPS camera is so cool on the face of it that I wasn't going to kick it out of bed for farting a couple of times. But flaw after flaw just kept piling up, and I decided to sleep on the couch. And the dumb thing didn't even know what it did wrong.
So I will take you through the process of falling in and out of love with this unfortunate klutz of a camera.
I first came across the XP30 on the PR wire, but it could have been a Craigslist personals ad: 14-megapixel camera with 2.7-inch, anti-reflective display seeks adventure-lovers. Waterproof to 16.5 feet; I love to swim, and with my built-in GPS, we'll always know where we are — and where we have been.
Its profile picture was equally intriguing. The metallic green case glittered like a scarab in the sun — it's also available in black, blue, silver, and orange — and its offset lens and oblong shape made it look like Domo kun wearing a monocle. It's the same sort of ugly-cute that a Scion XB or Nissan Cube has.
And then it arrived! The camera is cleverly and efficiently packaged in box scarcely larger than its contents: the camera, lanyard, USB cable, battery, a thin sheaf of papers, and a CD-R. I couldn't wait to free it from its cardboard prison and run away to the beach with it.


