*This isn't so much "design fiction" as a set of in-jokes about the UX design biz, but on the plus side, they're hilarious.
http://adaptivepath.com/ideas/future-approaches-in-ux-10-faux-methods-to-rock-your-world
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"Parkour Design Sprints: The notion of Lean UX or the incorporation of Agile methods into UX design has created quite a buzz in the field lately. But we wouldn't be designers if we didn't add our own stylish flair to the process (I mean, what other group of people wears glasses like we do?). Our take on Agile design, otherwise known as Parkour Design Sprints, combines fast, flexible, and iterative design with jumping, climbing, vaulting, rolling, wall scaling and negotiating obstacles like dumpsters and Mini Coopers. Parkour Design Sprints can be practiced anywhere, but areas dense with obstacles and post-its are preferable and it is most commonly practiced in urban areas. Parkour Design Sprints is the new black.
"Kidstorming: Engage the youngest, freshest minds in your design process through a method known as Kidstorming. Gather participants (we’ve found that children ages 2-6 yields the most innovative responses), bring a few boxes of crayons, and let the spirit of the untainted minds flow. In this method interpretation is key. An inspired composition of red and purple squiggles may represent a tiger, a dinosaur or, looking deeper, can be interpreted as an idea for how to aggressively combat your competition in the market. This method can last anywhere from 30 seconds to 20 minutes, depending on participants. Bring snacks...."
