"The Tail is here
"Expressive, naughty
"Everyone wants to have a tail. (((Uh-huh, yeah, you bet, if we don't indulge you guys here on the blog, who will, etc etc)))
"...one that could do all the naughty things you dream of, but dont dare.. So we created one! Its fully controllable, it can bend and flex and knock things off tables, tremble and twist and curl, and of course wag and get frisky.
"Now, you can own one! (((I'm amazed that lolcat freaks didn't snap all these up in fifteen seconds.)))
"Created as a wearable sculpture in 2006, the response was always the same. Can I have one? Make me a Tail! Finally, the first batch are being made.
"greyworld’s (((I can't help the lower-case thing, as that is what professional tailmakers do, apparently))) Tail is 62cm long (24″) plus tufty end and comes in Panther (Black) Snow Leopard (Black and White) Lion(ess) (Beige) and Bond Villain Cat (White) Each tail comes in a special bag, complete with a Tail Grooming Kit and care instructions.
"The first 20 are numbered, and come with a copy of In The City, our latest book.
Clipping on to your belt or waistband, the Tail has many settings, selected by turning a switch in your pocket. Use a glorious mix of all of them for full Tail expressivity. Moves include slow / fast wag, standing up, tremble, shy, twist and many more. We can make shorter Tails to order, and can also cover them in custom fabrics. Please email us for details at [email protected]
"If you would like to reserve one, please click here.
greyworld’s Tail is handmade artwork and is not suitable for children.
