*That's a pretty good blog. Nice eye for the quotidian absurdity. I can take about as much of that stuff as Mr. Venet is willing to dish out.
*Trousers divide the stream from an air conditioner:
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FCC Enforcement Chief Offered to Help Brendan Carr Target Disney, Records Show
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Even Artemis II Astronauts Have Microsoft Outlook Problems
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Jeremy White
Nobody Knows How to File Taxes on Prediction Market Wins
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The Trajectory of the Artemis II Moon Mission Is a Feat of Engineering
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Anduril Wants to Own the Future of War Tech. Mishaps, Delays, and Challenges Abound
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