Also, the mark of the beast shows up where you’d least expect it: in the freezer aisle. Could the ordinary UPC really be the mark? Like with the unicorns, I wasn’t able to prove anything. But I did get to squeeze in a Kindergarten Cop joke, which is nice.
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Articles under discussion this week: Why the Bar Code Will Always Be the Mark of the Beast Pixar Animator Dreams Up a New Superhero — For Each Day of the Year

