*What a wacky piece of social analysis that .pdf is.
http://jcom.sissa.it/archive/09/01/Jcom0901(2010)C01/Jcom0901(2010)C03/Jcom0901(2010)C03.pdf
*Okay, I've got the cure for this: listen up. SYNTHETIC BIOLOGY COPS, the mass-market TV show. He's a straight-arrow, clean-cut, CSI style synthetic biologist who works for the feds. She's a former lab chimpanzee who has had her DNA upgraded, so now she's super-hot on camera, but has a kind of Monroe-esque faux innocence about her sex appeal for males of another species.
*Tell me that wouldn't sell.