Showtime: Rekha, dark star of Bollywood

*When Rekha starts cutting that big fancy rug in her tight corset, every man-jack in the brothel has to start huffing hashish from those hookahs. Except for the official boyfriend in the paisley cloak. He's beyond devastated.

*In this other and cheesier Bollywood vehicle, Rekha is strapped into even tighter support garments, but she lays utter waste to Amitabh Bachchan, a guy literally twice her size.