Gallery: Awesomely Bad Military Patches: The Revenge

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    Oh yes, we've got another heap of supremely ridiculous, shamelessly outrageous, and just [awesomely bad military patches](http://stag-komodo.wired.com/dangerroom/tag/mabmp/) to share. They're all courtesy of the taste-makers at [Mil-Spec Monkey](http://milspecmonkey.com/morale-page/morale-patches), who will sell you a Glock along with that patch that tells you *precisely* how to rock out. Enjoy.
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