Gallery: Instagram's Bro-iest Chef Turns Junk Food Into UPPER NEXT LEVEL Cuisine

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    [@chefjacqueslamerde](https://www.instagram.com/chefjacqueslamerde/) NEGATIVE SPACE GAME V. STRONG HERE!!!! OUR SPEC 2NITE FT. 1/3 OF A CAN OF CHEF BOYARDEE JUMBO SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS MOUNDED INTO A SORT OF PILE AND THEN TOPPED W/ SHARDS OF OLD EL PASO STAND N’ STUFF TACO SHELLS!!!! ALSO THERE IS ANOTHER MEATBALL PLACED AWAY FROM THE PILE FOR VISUAL INTEREST!!!! #tasteofitalia #anothermeatball #newnewnordic #tweezers #soigné #standnstuff #theartofplating #fusion
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    Christine Flynn
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    [@chefjacqueslamerde](https://www.instagram.com/chefjacqueslamerde/) HANDS IN THE AIR IF YOU LOVE GOGURT BROS!!!!! THIS IS SOME PINK DAIRY YOGURT THING THAT COMES OUT OF A TUBE, SORT OF SWIRLED AROUND WITH FISTTEARS OF SNOWBALL, ORANGE JUICY GEL, HAND TORN JET PUFFT MARSHMALLOWS, BLK LIKORICE, INSTANT COFFE AND YELLO NERDS GRAVEL. #bodegacasual #snowballer #topchefs #gastroart #eater #wildchefs #douevengogurtbro?
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    Christine Flynn
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    [@chefjacqueslamerde](https://www.instagram.com/chefjacqueslamerde/) UPPER NEXT LEVEL DESSERT SPEC!!!! REPRESENTING THE EAST COAST W/ A CEVICHE OF SWEDISH FISH ON TOP OF A SEA OF VANILLA SNACK PACK THAT I ADDED BLUE FOOD COLORIN TO, AND THEN ALSO SOME MINI EGGS, LIMITED EDITION MINIONS BANANA BERRY CEREAL, MACRO MINT AND CHERRY FUN DIP. BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM. #snackpackahoy #qualitypurveyors #yas #fourmagazine #ltdedition
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