Gallery: The Fabulous Nerd Weddings of Facebook Big Shots

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    McCollum and Sisson during the big moment. Photo: Jennifer 8. Lee/[Instagram](http://instagr.am/p/Lq5t5sCf-5/)
  • Wedding program in CoffeeScript
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    Andrew McCollum and Gretchen Sisson listed their family and wedding party members in CoffeeScript, a dialect of the JavaScript programming language. Photo: Jennifer 8. Lee/[Instagram](http://instagr.am/p/LrYzV1if1p/)
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    McCollum and Sisson after the vows. Photo: Jennifer 8. Lee/[Instagram](https://instagr.am/p/Lq70FtCfwO/)
  • Wedding schedule in XML
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    The bride and groom outlined their festivities in XML. Photo: Jennifer 8. Lee/[Instagram](http://instagr.am/p/Lq32ZXCf9t/)
  • Ceremony with court case reading
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    McCollum and Sisson elected to stage a reading from a landmark gay rights case. Photo: Jennifer 8. Lee/[Instagram](http://instagr.am/p/LsRJ7Iif69/)
  • Weddingprogram crossword
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    The program included a marriage-themed crossword by Kevin Der, who created a *New York Times* crossword in tribute to Steve Jobs just after the Apple co-founder died. Photo: Jennifer 8. Lee/[Instagram](http://instagr.am/p/LrPq5lCf_T/)
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    These musicians had the honor of playing the *Indiana Jones* theme song for the recessional. Photo: Jennifer 8. Lee
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