Gallery: Captain America and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Totally Rule the Internet
01et
All the Reese's Pieces and bike rides in the world can't compete with the allure of the Red Skull! (Expand this gallery to fullscreen for the best experience.)
02leo
"I tell you what you're gonna do. You're gonna bring me an Oscar...and then precisely seven and a half minutes after that, you'll bring me another one."
03mickey
"This is actually the *second*-happiest place on Earth. The happiest place is in my van. True story!"
04bert
"Look, for the last time: Vertical stripes just accentuate the longness of your face. Now get out; you disgust me."
05hydrox
MARK MY WORDS, BROTHERS: WE WILL RISE AGAIN AND CRUSH THE NABISCO OVERSEERS!
06sponge
"Get it? It's got the same root as "water." And we're *underwater*. It's, like, wordplay and stuff. Ask Plankton about it, he thinks it's hilarious."
07barney
"Don't worry, little one; we will find Steve Rogers, and we will defeat him, and it will be legen...wait for it...DARY."
08heisenberg
"No, no, no, no, I said 'Hail SKYLER.' Please—my nose is almost healed! "
09hydrant
It's like Windows NT, just waaaaaay meaner.
10piggy
Sure, it's a little non-canon, but what else would you expect from the the god of mischief?
11ndt
We don't really have much to say here, we just love how stoned NDT looks all the time.
