Gallery: 2012's Most Tantalizing Movies
01ghost-rider
Flagging awesome movies before you've actually seen them constitutes an inexact science fraught with peril. Directors get distracted, stars stumble, brilliant scripts get watered down during "development" and exciting trailers cram all the good bits into 30 seconds, leaving in their wake cineplexes filled with disappointed audiences. Consider this: *Green Lantern* footage looked pretty good at Comic-Con International but wound up on [Wired's Most Hated Movies of 2011](http://stag-komodo.wired.com/underwire/2011/12/movies-we-hated-2011/) list. Still, hope springs eternal, and we've come up with nearly two dozen reasons to be psyched about films in 2012. For starters, Ridley Scott gets back to sci-fi, Batman fights off a new supervillain, Brad Pitt goes after a swarm of zombies, Johnny Depp plays a vampire (and Abraham Lincoln kills them). Read on to get Wired.com's take on 2012's most tantalizing motion pictures. *Images courtesy movie studios unless otherwise noted.* __Above:__ Must-See Flaming Pee: *Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance* -------------------------------------------------------- __Story:__ The possessed biker with the flaming skull (and [flaming everything else](http://stag-komodo.wired.com/underwire/2011/08/ghost-rider-trailer/)) joins a quest to save a young boy from the Antichrist in [*Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance*](http://www.thespiritofvengeance.com/site/). __Why it could be cool:__ The "requel" torches the lame first cinematic take on the Ghost Rider character, with *Crank* directors Neveldine/Taylor going for a [much more ominous vibe](http://stag-komodo.wired.com/underwire/2011/08/ghost-rider-3-d/). The 3-D footage they showed off at Comic-Con International last summer [made the movie look totally hellacious](http://stag-komodo.wired.com/underwire/2011/07/ghost-rider-spirit-of-vengeance/) — in a good way. __Cautionary note:__ Some film geeks got a sneak peek at the full movie at Butt-Numb-A-Thon, and [most reports ranged from bad to horrible](http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/well-that-backfired-geek-audience-at-harry-knowles-film-festival-reject-ghost-rider-2). But no amount of fanboy venom can douse my burning desire to see Nicolas Cage reprise the roll of Johnny Blaze — this time pulling off the Ghost Rider's wicked [Penance Stare](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Penance_Stare) as well. *—Lewis Wallace* __Release date:__ Feb. 17
02tim-and-erics-billion-dollar-movie
Best Naked Guy Escalator Fight: *Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie* --------------------------------------------------------------------- __Story:__ Two smarmy idiots plow through a billion bucks trying to make a Hollywood blockbuster. __Why it could be cool:__ Professional doofus [Tim Heidecker](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1855401/) and partner Eric Wareheim get laughs with their preposterous short bits on Will Ferrell's FunnyorDie.com site. Judging from the funny, foul-mouthed [red-band trailer](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si-xUeeqqRQ&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsearch_query%3DTim%2Band%2BEric%2BBillion%26oq%3DTim%2Band%2BEric%2BBillion%26aq%3Df%26aqi%3Dg4g-s1g5%26aql%3D%26gs_sm%3De%26gs_upl%3D312l3475l0l3724l20l15l0l2l2l0l338l1808l0.1.4.2l7l0), [*Billion Dollar Movie*](http://www.facebook.com/TimAndEricsBillionDollarMovie) featuring Zach Galifianakis could become this year's *Hangover*. __Cautionary note:__ As *Saturday Night Live* star Andy Samberg learned the hard way in *[Hot Rod](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0787475/)*, sketches are one thing, 90-minute features are another. *—Hugh Hart* __Release date:__ March 2
©Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.03john-carter-from-mars
4-Armed Aliens: *John Carter From Mars* --------------------------------------- __Story:__ Civil War veteran does battle on the wounded planet of Mars. __Why it could be cool:__ Andrew Stanton crafted a spectacular wasteland in his Oscar-winning *Wall\*E* and now follows Pixar colleague Brad Bird (Mission: Impossible — *Ghost Protocol*) into the live-action realm with a firm grasp on how to craft stunning wide-screen landscapes. __Cautionary note:__ The clips look great but raise a red flag: Zealous fidelity to Edgar Rice Burroughs' 1920s-era source material could strip [John Carter](http://www.disney.com/johncarter) of the quirky wit and sly performances that make Pixar stories so compelling. *—Hugh Hart* __Release date:__ March 9
04hunger-games
Constant Craving: *The Hunger Games* ------------------------------------ __Story:__ Katniss Everdeen — a 16-year-old with serious archery chops — volunteers to take her younger sister Prim's place in The Hunger Games, an annual event held in a future North America called Panem, where a vicious Capitol forces teenagers from its poor districts to fight to the death on reality TV. __Why it could be cool:__ Don't be thrown off by the fact that it's based on Suzanne Collins' young adult novel: [*The Hunger Games*](http://www.thehungergamesmovie.com/index2.html) is far darker and more compelling than anything involving lovelorn vampires and shape-shifters. If done right, the film version of the story should bring a whole new kind of dystopian sci-fi — and with it, thank goodness, a whole new kind of heroine — to the screen. And, as anyone who's seen *Winter's Bone* can attest, if anyone can pull off Katniss Everdeen's mix of vicious protectiveness with revolutionary vulnerability it's [Jennifer Lawrence](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2225369/). The odds are in her favor. (Additional awesomeness: Producer T-Bone Burnett is [working on the soundtrack](http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1676468/hunger-games-soundtrack-taylor-swift.jhtml) along with folks from Arcade Fire and The Decemberists, who are contributing a song as well.) __Cautionary note:__ There have been rumblings that the film adaptation will focus more on Katniss' love triangle with her hunting partner Gale ([Liam Hemsworth](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2955013/)) and her main competition in the games, Peeta ([Josh Hutcherson](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1242688/)). While an important part of the story, Katniss' man drama isn't the most interesting part of the books, by far, and heightening it for the film could make it seem a little too much like lovelorn vampires and shape-shifters. —*Angela Watercutter* __Release date:__ March 23
05cabin-in-the-woods
Self-Explanatory Horror Title: *Cabin in the Woods* --------------------------------------------------- __Story:__ Innocent vacationers chill out at an isolated shack before all supernatural hell breaks loose. __Why it could be cool:__ Joss Whedon co-wrote this variation on one of the oldest horror scenarios in the book. The trailer suggests that *Cloverfield* co-writer turned director Drew Goddard figures out an entertaining way to put a cheeky twist on the ancient clichés. __Cautionary note:__ Can co-writer/director Joss Whedon, adored mainly for his clever dialogue and quirky characters, make the big action sequences pop? *—Hugh Hart* __Release date:__ April 13
06the-avengers-2
Clash of the Marvel Titans: *The Avengers* ------------------------------------------ __Story:__ Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Nick Fury and Black Widow join forces to save the world from catastrophe. __Why it could be cool:__ America's most entertaining actor, Robert Downey Jr., spars in his Tony Stark incarnation with Chris Evans' Captain America and the rest of the Marvel superhero gang for a crossover bickerfest that should produce plenty of jokes and the welcome return of Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow en route to the inevitable CGI fireworks. __Cautionary note:__ Can co-writer/director Joss Whedon, adored mainly for his clever dialogue and quirky characters, make the big action sequences pop? *—Hugh Hart* __Release date:__ May 4
07dark-shadows
I Vant to Suck Your Blood Alert: *Dark Shadows* ----------------------------------------------- __Story:__ An 18th-century vampire awakens in 1972 New England and sinks his teeth into the job at hand. __Why it could be cool:__ Nobody does Goth like Tim Burton. Here, the director summons man muse Johnny Depp to go dark as Barnabas, lord of the Collinwood Manor. It's not the soap opera source material that merits excitement, but the chance to witness Depp and cast mates Helena Bonham Carter (live in psychiatrist — yikes) and Jackie Earle Haley (estate caretaker) put their twisted takes on a creepy mansion full of bad, bad people. __Cautionary note:__ Nobody's perfect: Burton took a dive with his *Planet of the Apes* remake while Depp struck out with his recent pet project *The Rum Diary*. —*Hugh Hart* __Release date:__ May 11
08moonrise-kingdom
Moonrise Kingdom's Quirk Sets In -------------------------------- __Story:__ Details are sparse, but what is every [Wes Anderson](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wes_Anderson) movie about, from the immortal [Rushmore](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rushmore_%28film%29) to the repeatedly awesome [Fantastic Mr. Fox](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantastic_Mr._Fox_%28film%29)? A band of quirky characters philosophically chasing their figurative tails, as audience members variously clap, laugh and/or scratch their heads. [Moonrise Kingdom](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonrise_Kingdom)'s '60s variation on that theme pits a pair of elopers from an island off the coast of New England against a gang of Anderson's ensemble-cast grads like the sublime Bill Murray and Jason Schwartzman, who bumble around while tracking the young lovers down. __Why it could be cool:__ Island dramedy died after Lost's heinous finale, so we can thank Anderson for trying to make it cool again. Early photos from the set feature log cabins, pup tents and [Harvey Keitel](http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/wes-andersons-moonrise-kingdom-will-hit-theaters-on-may-25-2012-in-limited-release) and [Edward Norton](http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/first_look_at_edward_norton_bill_murray_on_the_set_of_wes_andersons) goofily dressed as Boy Scout camp leaders. Throw in what we hope is another one of Anderson's deep-cut soundtracks mining the '60s sonic catalog and you've got another promising pathos laugher. __Cautionary note:__ Bruce Willis is part of Anderson's thick Moonrise Kingdom ensemble, but hopefully he won't bring any macho with him while he's playing the town sheriff. It's been awhile since he's showed off his underrated gift for comedy. Fingers crossed, campers! *—Scott Thill* __Release date:__ May 25
09snow-white-and-the-huntsman
A Fairy-Tale Revamp: *Snow White and the Huntsman* -------------------------------------------------- __Story:__ Snow White (played by [Kristen Stewart](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0829576/)) threatens the fairest-of-them-all title of an evil queen ([Charlize Theron](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000234/)). Said queen sends a huntsman ([Chris Hemsworth](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1165110/)) to kill her, but the whole thing gets out of hand when Snow White begins training with the huntsman in the art of war. __Why it could be cool:__ We were admittedly skeptical about this film, but then the first trailer (above) was released and we went from "meh" to "meep!" Not only did it take Snow White out of the flow-y dresses and put her in some serious armor, it turned the whole fairy tale on its head. Screenwriter Evan Daugherty has said his guiding principle was, "What if, instead of saving Snow White, the huntsman [teaches Snow White to save herself](http://collider.com/evan-daugherty-snow-white-the-huntsman-after-thought-interview/125962/)?" That alone sets the tone for a fairly intriguing revamp, but throw in Hemsworth (aka Thor) doing his hammer-swinging thing with axes instead and we're all of a sudden more ready for a new Snow White movie than we ever thought we would be. __Cautionary note:__ It seems unlikely, but there is a chance everything worth seeing in *[Snow White and the Huntsman](http://www.snowwhiteandthehuntsmanmovie.com/#)* was in that first trailer. *—Angela Watercutter* __Release date:__June 1
10prometheus
Screaming Alien Madness: *Prometheus* ------------------------------------- __Story:__ Scientists travel to an alien planet and encounter unmitigated horror. __Why it could be cool:__ Ridley Scott makes an epic return to sci-fi, judging from the sleek, spooky trailer that hit the web in December. As in *Alien* and *Blade Runner*, the visuals in the 3-D *Prometheus* universe should surpass all alt-universe rivals in 2012, but even more refreshing: In a genre that generally relegates female characters to eye-candy window dressing, Charlize Theron spearheads this story as a synthetic humandroid. Scott directed *Thelma and Louise* and immortalized Sigourney Weaver as nail-tough Ripley in Alien. Add original *Girl With the Dragon Tattoo* Noomi Rapace into the mix, and this *Alien* spinoff seems destined to become the best female-centric outer space epic since *Avatar*. *—Hugh Hart* __Release date:__ June 8
11abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter
Insane High Concept: *Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter* ------------------------------------------------------ __Story:__ When 9-year old Abe sees his mom die in their one-room cabin from vampire attacks, he picks up an ax and secretly slays the undead — when he's not distracted by becoming president of the United States. __Why it could be cool:__ Boasting the goofiest premise of the year with a title to match, this 3-D action piece could turn out to be a one-joke disaster, but at least the filmmakers are trying something different. Reasons to be bullish: Russian director [Timur Bekmambetov](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0067457/) (*Wanted*) may go overboard with slo-mo gimmicks but he rarely bores. Also, cast member [Dominic Cooper](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1002641/) played Saddam Hussein's bodyguard last year. That's intense. *—Hugh Hart* __Release date:__ June 22
12the-amazing-spider-man-2
Weaving a Tangled Web: *The Amazing Spider-Man* ----------------------------------------------- __Story:__ A reboot of Webhead's origin story, [*The Amazing Spider-Man*](http://www.theamazingspiderman.com/) centers on a high-school aged Peter Parker (played by Andrew Garfield this time around) as he deals with his newfound superpowers. __Why it could be cool:__ Director [Marc Webb](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Webb) previously made the sweet love story *(500) Days of Summer* so he could bring a little [emotional depth](http://stag-komodo.wired.com/underwire/2011/07/amazing-spider-man-comic-con/) to Peter Parker's journey to becoming Spider-Man and his romance with Gwen Stacy (played by the always-charming Emma Stone.) Rhys Ifans' portrayal of the Lizard promises some jolly good slithery villainy as well. Also, it's a Spider-Man movie. So there's that. __Cautionary note:__ The film could easily veer too far into a big teen angstfest, though that seems unlikely given Garfield's love of his character's geekier qualities. Not to mention things haven't been going so well for [Spider-Man reboots](http://spidermanonbroadway.marvel.com/) lately. *—Angela Watercutter* __Release date:__ July 3
Ron Phillips13dark-knight-rises
Bane Versus Bale: *The Dark Knight Rises* ----------------------------------------- __Story:__ Batman, blamed for murder, bounces back to protect Gotham City from the villainous Bane. __Why it could be cool:__ Three words: Imax, Tom, Hardy. Pitted against Christian Bale's thankless straight man role as Bruce Wayne/Batman, bad guy Bane — played by a very convincing Tom Hardy — may not surpass Heath Ledger's Joker. But teaser clips indicate the bulked-up British actor, first cast by director Christopher Nolan in *Inception*, delivers the goods as a bad man with big brains. __Cautionary note:__Anne Hathaway as Catwoman? *—Hugh Hart* __Release date:__July 26
14looper
Shoot Me in the Future, Wound Me Now: *Looper* ---------------------------------------------- __Story:__ Time-traveling hit men from the year 2070 go back 30 years to knock off unwitting victims. __Why it could be cool:__ Writer-director Rian Johnson displayed virtuosic dialog skills and a deft way with character-driven plot twists in his 2005 thriller *Brick*, which imagined Orange County high-school students speaking as if they were characters in a 1940s film noir thriller. Here, Johnson casts *Brick* man Joseph Gordon Levitt as a "looper" hit man who kills people when they're sent back in time by criminals from the future. __Cautionary note:__ It's a tricky wormhole scenario involving Bruce Willis as an older version of Levitt's character, and while time-travel dramas inevitably run into logic problems — er, it's impossible — [early reviews](http://badassdigest.com/2011/11/08/thoughts-on-a-test-screening-of-rian-johnsons-looper/) indicate that Johnson might have bragging rights to this year's *Moon*/*District 9* equivalent. *—Hugh Hart* __Release date:__ Fall 2012
