Gallery: Wish List: 19 Awesome Gifts Under $50, From Bacon Soap to Beer Glasses
Bryan Edwards01steel-sharpie
[__Stainless Steel Sharpie | $7__](http://amzn.com/B001V9LQLG) When a regular permanent marker isn't permanent enough, break out the Stainless Steel Sharpie. Its sleek torpedo-like body makes every jotted label an indelible commitment to eternity. And even though the case may last forever, the ink will eventually run out. Good thing it's refillable.
Bryan Edwards02screen-clean
[__CB2 Screen Clean Mist | $13__](http://www.cb2.com/all-new/new/screen-clean-mist/s306449) That ham and cheese croissant looked great on Instagram, but it looks far less fetching smeared on your phone's screen. This tiny spray bottle is filled with antibacterial solution, and its outer shell is a microfiber sponge--one tool for both spritzing and wiping, so you can get back to swiping.
Bryan Edwards03leather-cord-keeper
[__Cicada Leather Company Phone Cable Organizer | $12 and up__](https://www.etsy.com/listing/115141620/orange-leather-earbud-holder-phone-cord) Keep your smartphone cords from getting tangled in your bag by snapping them into this handmade leather holder. It comes in several vibrant colors, and it secures all earbuds or charging cables regardless of origin, manufacturer, or OS affiliation.
Bryan Edwards04bacon-soap
[__Bacon Soap | $14__](http://www.outlawsoaps.com/product-category/ridiculous-soap/) Outlaw Soaps' vegan sudser doesn't smell like bacon -- it has a pleasant maple scent -- but it certainly looks like a big, delicious brick of salted pork. It'll simultaneously clean you up and spark your appetite before you head into the kitchen for eggs and toast.
Bryan Edwards05jimi
[__Jimi USB Extension | $15__](http://www.bluelounge.com/products/jimi/) Admit it: your iMac isn't flawless. It dignifies your desk with its minimalist perfection, but when you need to plug in a thumb drive, fumbling around for the right hole in the back quickly loses its charm. Try this small extender; it curves forward around the bottom of the screen, bringing the USB port to the front so you don't have to give up function for form.
Bryan Edwards06bike-whistle
[__Bookman Bike Whistle | $19__](http://bookman.se/collections/whistles) Not only is this plastic cyclist's whistle loud enough to announce your presence on the road, it's hands-free, the unique shape won't jam into your teeth during a fall, and the neck cord's break-free knot releases with a sharp tug.
Bryan Edwards07beeracuda
[__Burton Beeracuda | $20__](http://www.burton.com/default/beeracuda/F15-109991.html) This insulated cooler holds a sixer of cans; five in the tube, one in the koozie on the strap. Sling it over your shoulder and take your brewskis for a stroll. Bystanders will think you're carrying a yoga mat. Don't mind me, officer—I'm healing my Manipura chakra.
Bryan Edwards08salt-box
[__Beehouse Salt Box | $23__](http://www.beehouseteapot.com/bcb01.htm) Saltshakers are for Denny's. You want a salt box. The hinged lid keeps moisture and grease out, and the box's opening is spacious. Stick your fingers, a spoon, or a cup inside and snatch up as much NaCl as you need.
Bryan Edwards09gigs-to-go
[__Gigs 2 Go | $25 and up__](http://www.gigs2gousb.com/) We once guarded USB sticks like precious gems, but now they're essentially disposable. These expendable drives, made with recycled paper, epitomize that sentiment: Tear one off and hand it out at will. A four-pack fits in your wallet. 1, 8, or 16GB.
Stephanie Gonot10typewriter
__Royal Typewriter | $27.50__ So you want to be a writer? Skill can't be purchased, but credibility can. There's no clearer signal of your bona fides than a Royal typewriter. (Hemingway used one.) Display it and get ready to field questions about your novel.
Bryan Edwards11hydroflask
[__Hydro Flask | $28__](https://www.hydroflask.com/products/hydro-flask-insulated-water-bottle-21oz-medium) Something football jocks and Node.js jockeys can agree on: you gotta have a good water bottle on you at all times. This stainless steel vessel from Hydro Flask holds 21 ounces, and it has a opening that’s wide enough for pouring in ice or electrolyte powders. It's insulated. Cold drinks stay cold for up to a full day.
Bryan Edwards12party-combo
[__Knog "Party Combo" Bike Lock | $30__](http://usd.knog.com.au/cycling/locks/cable-locks.html) A beefy U-lock is a must to prevent your whip from getting nicked. But Knog's lightweight combination lock is the perfect secondary theft-deterrent. Thread the bendy silicone-coated cord of braided steel and fiber core through your wheels and saddle to keep them from growing legs while you shop for cat food.
Bryan Edwards13clamp-light
[__Blackfire Clamplight Lantern | $30__](http://amzn.com/B00D4N04ME) For a lantern, the Clamplight is as handy and versatile as it gets. When you're working on a table, lock it open and the light stands on two rubber-tipped feet. If you don't have a flat surface, clamp it on to the nearest pipe or branch, and use the swivel head to illuminate your work zone.
Bryan Edwards14rice-cooker
[__Lékué Microwave Rice Cooker | $35__](http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/lekue-rice-cooker/) This is a really easy recipe: Add three-quarters of a cup of rice and two cups of water to this Lékué cooker. Pop it in the microwave. Wait 13 minutes while it cooks, and another three while it cools. Take your rice cooker to the table, where it now doubles as a bowl.
Bryan Edwards15dual-beer-glass
[__Pretentious Beer Glass Company Dual Beer Glass | $35__](https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/117514232/preorder-only-dual-beer-glass-set-of-4) These handblown vessels have a built-in wall that keeps two beers separated until they hit your mouth. In other words, you don't need a bent spoon to make a Black and Tan or a Snakebite anymore. Not a fan of the suds? Take a swing at the ultimate Arnold Palmer.
Bryan Edwards16say-a-little-prayer
[__Say a Little Prayer | $40__](http://www.taschen.com/pages/en/catalogue/taschen_specials/all/02814/facts.say_a_little_prayer.htm) When the grindstone is taking its toll, cheer up with some ancient wisdom. These 110 cards are filled with sayings from the world's many different religions—10 faiths are represented, including Islam, Shinto, Hinduism, and Candomblé. Each card has a prayer on one side and a beautiful religiously inspired drawing on the other.
Bryan Edwards17kerosene-lantern
[__German Kerosene Lantern | $40__](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007K173E8?ie=UTF8&tag=wiredte-22) No LED can match the warmth of the light from a natural flame. Indulge your inner Boy Scout, and offer to light the way with something you don't have to charge. When you're back home, display it as a tribute to classic design that never gets old.
Bryan Edwards18screwdriver
__[Black & Decker Lithium Rechargeable Screwdriver | $49]( http://amzn.com/B00O13K9JY)__ Got some framed pictures to hang? Toys to put together. Hell, why bother rationalizing it? Everyone needs an awesome screwdriver. This cordless model pivots to reach tight spots, and the battery holds a charge for 18 months.
Stephanie Gonot19body-flask
[__Liquid Body Flask | $45__](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00OVF6F04?ie=UTF8&tag=wiredte-32) This pocket booze-toter isn't really made of mercury, though it does a fine job of creating the illusion. The mirrorlike metal surface distorts your reflection, so despite what your eyes tell you, you're not drunk. Not yet, anyway—the slim design slips discreetly into your jeans while still holding an impressive 6 ounces of hooch.
