I admit it: I’m a sucker for metrics. Fitness trackers that keep tabs on my steps and sleep? Let’s go. A DEXA scan to give me too much information about my body composition? I’m here for it. Yet after taking Viome’s Full Body Intelligence Test, I found myself staring at my page full of results and thinking, “What the hell do I do with this?”
On the surface, the Full Body Intelligence Test is the most thorough kit Viome sells. It claims to uncover “how your cellular + microbiome activity impacts your energy, digestion, weight, mood, sleep, + long-term health using results from an easy at-home test.” It also promises 50-plus detailed health scores and 370-plus personalized food and supplement recommendations, as well as “clear insights that connect your gut microbiome to your overall health.”
In reality, there is very little clarity to these “insights,” there’s almost no transparency behind the “health scores,” and the list of food recommendations is all over the place. If I were a cynic, I would think that Viome is making things deliberately obtuse so people get overwhelmed and just shell out for Viome’s wildly expensive “Precision Formulas” (i.e., supplements). Am I a cynic? I might be a cynic.
Here’s the Scoop
The Full Body Intelligence test kit has three separate components: Saliva, Blood, and Stool. Once you register your kit and fill out the online questionnaire (medical history, issues you’re having, etc.), you’re ready to go.





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