Rivalries that helped get this issue out:
iPhone XS vs. Pixel 3; Muni delays vs. morning meeting; neighborhood raccoons vs. my Imperfect Produce box; Karl the Fog vs. San Francisco summer; Giants vs. Braves; editors vs. fact-checkers; em dash vs. parentheses; cinnamon-raisin bagel vs. lox; Alex Jones vs. Marco Rubio; Kamala Harris vs. Brett Kavanaugh; Boots Riley vs. Spike Lee; Osaka vs. Williams; Williams vs. Ramos; East Coast hard cider vs. West Coast hard cider (winner: Nine Pin Ginger); bedbugs (real and imagined) vs. my psyche; Dorites vs. the bathroom Post-it wall; helicopter charter services vs. my patience.