Table of MalcontentsCthulhu Cthursday: Meat Spider Cthulhu RelicBy John BrownleeThe Inconsolable Octopus by Deanna MolinaroBy John BrownleeThe Story of Gilgamesh in Stop-MotionBy John BrownleeA Gallery of Ridiculous Corporate Promotional VehiclesBy John BrownleeMorning Thing: Roller Derby MayhemBy John BrownleeFlotsam, Jetsam for 23/05/2007By John BrownleeJapan Establish "Nobel Prize" for Manga Tentacle PornBy John BrownleeFrank Zappa and Captain Beefheart: Willie the PimpBy John BrownleeThe Loneliest Sea MonsterBy John BrownleeA Headbanging Chinese Rabbit Emoticon For Every Flotsam ThoughtBy John BrownleeCyriak's Idents for Sumo.tvBy John BrownleeIt's the Scent of Stilton That Wafts From His ArmpitsBy John BrownleeDead Girls Don't Say No: Girls and Corpses Magazine Publishes First IssueBy John BrownleeThe Punk Zine ArchiveBy John BrownleeHow To Deal With A GaijinBy John BrownleeLittle Sofia's Replacement EarBy John BrownleeMorning Thing: What Was LostBy John BrownleeZombies to Invade San Francisco... AgainBy John BrownleeAlien Lifeforms of the Deep OceanBy John BrownleeSpoilt T-Shirt A Great Way To Be Killed at Fan ConsBy John BrownleeThe Weirdest in Avant Garde CoiffureageBy John BrownleeWired News Needs Star Wars Fan ArtBy John BrownleeLordi to Star In Horror FilmBy John BrownleeSteampunk Model TrainsBy John BrownleeMore Stories