Table of MalcontentsThe Civil War Between Los Angeles and San FranciscoBy John BrownleeBoy Lollipop: Incredible AIDS Awareness CampaignBy John BrownleeKenneth Eng, Author of Terrible Dragon Novels, Wants Credit for Virginia Tech MassacreBy John BrownleeRoad Kill ArtBy John BrownleeJohn Cage's 4'33"By John BrownleeSpider-Man, Spider-Jesus, Spider-GaneshaBy John BrownleeMorning Thing: The Dove Lays Down With The OctopusBy John BrownleeFlotsam, Jetsam for 05/11/2007By John BrownleeCthulhu Cthursday: From Cthulhu to CloningBy John BrownleeNoise du Jour: "Lovelights" by ViolaBy Eliza GaugerDoctor Who Meets The BeatlesBy John BrownleeBehold! The Picture of EverythingBy John BrownleeCongress Toughens Up Anti-Mooninite LegislationBy John BrownleeKubrick, Clockwork Orange and the IlluminatiBy John BrownleeNeo-Ruins: Photographs of Post-Apocalyptic TokyoBy John BrownleePapua New Guinean Riot Police Vs. Human Sacrifice WitchesBy John BrownleeMore Ineptly Painted Foreign Movie PostersBy John BrownleeCthulhu Cthursday: Prank Call of CthulhuBy John BrownleeStumbling Upon A Half-Naked Woman, Donald Duck Laments His Lack of ProphylacticsBy John BrownleeHeadless Historicals: Gruesome Dolls of Historical DeathBy John BrownleeCthulhu Cthursday: Cthulhu BunnyBy John BrownleeMorning Thing: Kitty Destroy Cthulhu!By John BrownleeThe Inept Charm of Belarusian Movie PostersBy John BrownleeHamas' Answer to Mickey MouseBy John BrownleeMore Stories