Table of Malcontents2007's Coney Island Mermaid ParadeBy John BrownleeMorning Thing: The Last Cthulhu CthursdayBy John BrownleeFlotsam, Jetsam for 06/27/2007By John BrownleeSalvador Dali Paints The Sickly Skull of Venereal DiseaseBy John BrownleeThe Steampunk Interior of the Edison BarBy John BrownleeHunter S. Thompson Runs For SheriffBy John BrownleeHome-made TerminatorBy John BrownleeHalf-Human Hybrid Okay To Be Next PopleBy John BrownleeBreakfast With HunterBy John BrownleeThe Eccentric Collectables of Sir Henry WellcomeBy John BrownleeMorning Thing: An Unambiguous TattooBy John BrownleeFlotsam, Jetsam for 06/26/2007By John BrownleeGriping Goths Gather; Giggling Heard from IKEA and InternetBy Eliza GaugerAuthor Tries Multiple Personality DefenseBy John BrownleeThe Creature Double FeatureBy John BrownleeThe Shining Cuckoo ClockBy John BrownleeThe Hallaballoo Dancers Do BatmanBy John Brownlee"My Time As A Prisoner At The Thomas The Tank Engine Factory"By John BrownleeMorning Thing: Even The Afroed Will Find A Place In Gas Mask WorldBy John BrownleeFlotsam, Jetsam for 06/25/2007By John BrownleeNoise du Jour: "Thou Shalt Always Kill" by Scroobius Pip vs. Dan le SacBy Eliza GaugerHelen Keller: The Director's CutBy John BrownleeSkyscreen in BeijingBy John BrownleeToM Recommends POETVBy John BrownleeMore Stories