Table of MalcontentsLatex Molding a Porn Star's Assets is Surprisingly Work SafeBy John BrownleeThe Ultimate Steampunk GuitarBy John BrownleeUnderground Dinner Party on the London MetroBy John BrownleeThe Remains of Atlantis in Stockholm's SubwaysBy John BrownleeMorning Thing: The Hat of the Death's Head HussarsBy John BrownleeFlotsam, Jetsam for 04/30/2007By John BrownleeSuperman Hates SmokersBy John BrownleeJogging the Entire Circle Line in LondonBy Annalee NewitzParis Hilton Autopsy ArtBy John BrownleeJapanese Rube Goldberg MachinesBy John BrownleeThe Strange History of Racist MascotsBy John BrownleeInflatable Blood Pool Pillows for Gory Pillow FightsBy John Brownlee"I have been paying the rent for 36 years with this one song."By Annalee NewitzBrazillians Grafitti a Scottish CastleBy John BrownleeLama Drukpa, Demon-Thwacking Maverick Saint of BhutanBy John BrownleeWhere Kurt Vonnegut Got His IdeasBy John BrownleeHow Many Babies Can That Sumo Wrestler Eat?By John BrownleeMorning Thing: Graffiti by BluBy John BrownleeWaco Crime Stoppers PSA Offers Money to Turn in Your FriendsBy Annalee NewitzI'M IN YR X Y-ING YOUR Z -- A Grammar of LolcatsBy Annalee NewitzDoes Your SMS Style Give You Away as a Criminal?By Annalee NewitzThe Stomachs of Professional EatersBy John BrownleeAlexandria RediscoveredBy John BrownleePuppets Explain Evolution: "A Tentacled Mass of Chaos!"By John BrownleeMore Stories